mairitheknight:

Elijah Wood is far too lovely to be punked

why is he so adorable

beardgame:

thesilentpages:

taherehmafi:

ransom and i got married several months ago in an intimate ceremony, but recently had a larger reception for more family and friends, and it was a blast! as we’re both writers, it seemed fitting to have the event at one of our favorite bookstores: the last bookstore in downtown LA. we’ve had a lot of requests for photos, so i thought i’d drop a few here. hope you enjoy them as much as we do! 

:::for the especially curious:::

my bouquet: was made from the pages of ransom’s novel (miss peregrine’s home for peculiar children).

our photographers: brandon + katrina of brandon wong photography.

venue: the last bookstore in downtown los angeles.

catering: the extremely fabulous heirloomla.

flowers: from floral art!

rentals: furniture from found rentals, dishes from dishwish!

the band: one of our favorite local indie bands, the gallery.

hugs and books!

xx

tahereh

WRITER WEDDINGS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

:)

tell us your most embarrassing story
Anonymous

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

gpoy

hiddlestalker:

*AGGRESSIVELY STILL ISN’T FINISHED WITH HOMEWORK*

Cantique de Jean Racine
Gabriel Fauré

2 plays

So a few years ago I did a music challenge, and I totally forgot that I used this song on the challenge as I was looking for a rendition of this song to reblog.

Unfortunately, the one I uploaded is TERRIBLE and there’s that one on Spotify that’s probably the best one but the conductor just races through the thing that it can’t be completely enjoyed, in my opinion.

So here’s yet another rendition of this beautiful piece. <3

beardgame:

haramipakistani:

mother-iron:

grab:

This is beyond offensive and of course the poster is some idiot white girl. Like just so y’all know the majority of terrorists are not even Afghan, they’re Pakistani. When Taliban groups became powerful in the end of the Soviet War in Afghanistan, Pakistan was pumping money and troops into keeping the Taliban in power, meanwhile displacing thousands of Afghans and oppressing Afghan refugees in Pakistan. Pakistan is one of the major sources of terrorism in the Middle East, and its government has paved the way to the manipulation of Afghanistan by many terrorist groups. 

Cunts like you need their assholes rammed with fact-based history books and reports until they come out of your throat. Here’s a little info in case you decide to run your motherfucking mouth off again: In the 1950’s, the United States of America utilized Pakistan as a sub-contractor of its imperialism by funding Mujahideen (at that time they were called so) and used the military dictatorship under Zia ul Haq later on to bolster opium and arms smuggling around the PK-AFG border. So you had young men brainwashed by the a proxy war funded by the USA in Pakistan going up to Afghanistan to save it from the ‘communist challenge’ the USSR posed in the country. In a way, it became a playground for USA where Pakistan carried out its orders. That was from the 50’s to the 70’s. Cunts like you don’t remember because cunts like you suffer amnesia and a warped sense of righteousness that serves no one but your own ahistorical narrative.
Fast forward to 2014, Pakistan has lost 50,000 Pakistanis since 9/11 so when you come up with your little rant about how Pakistan is ‘funding’ terrorism in the Middle East, motherfucker Pakistan isn’t even in the ME; it’s in fucking South Asia, you forget that the country is used as a proxy frontier where not only Pakistanis are killed by terrorist factions and splinter groups but also Afghans from the very get go because the war spills into their eastern province. Ergo, the violence you see is not entirely endogenous, you jagged cunt. You also forget that, along with this white bitch, that Pakistan never really had a chance thanks to the praetorianism it suffered with the pressure of America. Add to this toxic concoction the ingredients of the Sunni-majority Gulf states that use the country as a playground to battle their arch Shia rival, Iran. 
When you don’t remember this context, your motherfucking type continues perpetuating context-less lies about a 180 million nation that never had a say in its fate from the very beginning. If you really want to talk about the ‘major sources of terrorism’, take your fucking pale ass up to America and see how fundamentalist groups were planted and amplified by your precious CIA.
Get the fuck off the internet, you fucking ugly son of a bitch. You don’t know shit about the ‘major sources of terrorism’ and need a better dose than regurgitating the dog shit you hear on CNN and Foreign Policy.

i fucking hate white people sometimes

The biggest terrorist group is the American Government. 

beardgame:

haramipakistani:

mother-iron:

grab:

This is beyond offensive and of course the poster is some idiot white girl. Like just so y’all know the majority of terrorists are not even Afghan, they’re Pakistani. When Taliban groups became powerful in the end of the Soviet War in Afghanistan, Pakistan was pumping money and troops into keeping the Taliban in power, meanwhile displacing thousands of Afghans and oppressing Afghan refugees in Pakistan. Pakistan is one of the major sources of terrorism in the Middle East, and its government has paved the way to the manipulation of Afghanistan by many terrorist groups. 

Cunts like you need their assholes rammed with fact-based history books and reports until they come out of your throat. Here’s a little info in case you decide to run your motherfucking mouth off again: In the 1950’s, the United States of America utilized Pakistan as a sub-contractor of its imperialism by funding Mujahideen (at that time they were called so) and used the military dictatorship under Zia ul Haq later on to bolster opium and arms smuggling around the PK-AFG border. So you had young men brainwashed by the a proxy war funded by the USA in Pakistan going up to Afghanistan to save it from the ‘communist challenge’ the USSR posed in the country. In a way, it became a playground for USA where Pakistan carried out its orders. That was from the 50’s to the 70’s. Cunts like you don’t remember because cunts like you suffer amnesia and a warped sense of righteousness that serves no one but your own ahistorical narrative.

Fast forward to 2014, Pakistan has lost 50,000 Pakistanis since 9/11 so when you come up with your little rant about how Pakistan is ‘funding’ terrorism in the Middle East, motherfucker Pakistan isn’t even in the ME; it’s in fucking South Asia, you forget that the country is used as a proxy frontier where not only Pakistanis are killed by terrorist factions and splinter groups but also Afghans from the very get go because the war spills into their eastern province. Ergo, the violence you see is not entirely endogenous, you jagged cunt. You also forget that, along with this white bitch, that Pakistan never really had a chance thanks to the praetorianism it suffered with the pressure of America. Add to this toxic concoction the ingredients of the Sunni-majority Gulf states that use the country as a playground to battle their arch Shia rival, Iran. 

When you don’t remember this context, your motherfucking type continues perpetuating context-less lies about a 180 million nation that never had a say in its fate from the very beginning. If you really want to talk about the ‘major sources of terrorism’, take your fucking pale ass up to America and see how fundamentalist groups were planted and amplified by your precious CIA.

Get the fuck off the internet, you fucking ugly son of a bitch. You don’t know shit about the ‘major sources of terrorism’ and need a better dose than regurgitating the dog shit you hear on CNN and Foreign Policy.

i fucking hate white people sometimes

The biggest terrorist group is the American Government.